Friday, December 16, 2005

3rd Annoying Day of Christmas: The "First Christmas"

On the third annoying day of Christmas
A Christian said to me
"The First Christmas is something I should like to see!"


Ok, so these song lyrics aren't that great. Big deal. Get over it. You get my point....

The "First Christmas" wasn't when Yahweh, Jesus, Your Lord and Saviour, The Son of Man, The Son of God, God in the Flesh, Joshua, or whatever you want to call him was born! It was when the Roman Catholic Church decided to usurp a pagan ritual and shoehorned Jesus and that whole virgin birth thing into it. They were merely trying to put butts in the pews; nothing more! That flaming and smoking purse the guy swings around was probably purty neat, too. "Oooh! The Church has Fire! OOOOH!"

BAH!

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