Look at me! Look at ME!!!!

Well! This was fun... In preparing to high tail it outta town here, I went through my crap for a yard sale and found a picture of me I've been trying to find for some time. And here it is.

Yep. That's me... Sorta. Obviously, it's a distorted image and it's from at least 1995. It's from Road Rash, a computer game made by Electronic Arts. No, I didn't get paid; I was employed by them at the time. And, yes, that's a chain in my headband. Yes, it hurt. Yes, that's a real wrench. No, you wouldn't use it on a motorcycle.