Monday, September 01, 2008

Kevin Trudeau's Two Magic Words

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A Review of Chapter 12 of Debt Cure$™ "They" Don't Want You to Know About.

If you've seen the infomercial for Kevin Trudeau's Debt Cure$™ book you're probably wondering what the "Two Magic Words" are. In the infomercial he claims that these Two Magic Words will clear up your credit almost overnight. If you're suspicious of such hyperbole, you should be.

First off, there aren't two magic words. There are eight of them. Or maybe six if you count an acronym as a word. So, right out of the proverbial starting gate, Mr. Trudeau has lied to you.

Discharged Debt

The first set of "magic" words are "Discharged Debt". How will using that with your creditor help clear your credit? Good question. But it only applies to those who (1) have declared bankruptcy, and (2) whose debts have been discharged by the court but not reported by the creditor to the credit agency.

Mr. Trudeau tells the story of one of his seemingly billions of friends, Dan Nolastname, who declared bankruptcy but never bothered to check his credit report after his debts were discharged by the court. the following year, he applied for a mortgage and, surprise, surprise, one of the debts hadn't been reported as discharged and was holding up the mortgage approval process. It seems to me that not checking your credit report (for free at www.annualcreditreport.com; do it now; I'll wait. ) after completing a bankruptcy proceeding would be about the smartest thing to do. And, who in their right mind would apply for such a big loan without first making sure the credit report was 100% accurate before hand?

"Dan Nolastname" paid the $9,500 debt he didn't owe just to get the mortgage going through. (He later sued the old creditor and got his $9,500 back as well as $14,000 in "fines and attorney fees".)

Regardless, this situation doesn't seem to me to be the fault of the creditor; it's Dan's fault for not making sure that all his discharged debt had been properly reported to the credit agencies. Due diligence, my friend; make sure there are no errors on your credit report. It's really that simple.

Identity Theft

The second set of "magic" words is "Identity Theft".

Mr. Trudeau tells an unprovable story of yet another among his seemingly billions of friends, Kurt. Kurt apparently had a $15,000 debt being reported by American Express to the credit agencies. Kurt apparently didn't have - and never had - any American Express account. Kurt then told "Customer Service", after having lawyers allegedly send letters saying the debt wasn't his, that he "must be the victim of identity theft."

And, "poof!", according to Kevin Trudeau, the debt was removed from the credit report. He never comes out and says that you should claim that any legitimate debt on your credit report isn't yours because of identity theft but why else include this section if it isn't at least implied. In fact, he says,
"If there is something on your credit report that is a total mystery, you need to tell the credit card company or the bank that it is just not yours! Two magic words = identity theft. You should be able to get immediate improvement!"

No admonition to check for why it's a "total mystery"; he just tells you that if you don't recognize it, you must have been the victim of identity theft! This seems to me to be nothing more than a thinly veiled suggestion that you claim identity theft on any debts you don't want to pay.

The Statute of Limitations

And the third set of "magic" words is "The SOL". What? He means "The Statute of Limitations". Which careful readers will note is actually four words.

If the Statute of Limitations is up on a debt, it can't be collected. (The Statute of Limitations varies from 3 years to 15 years depending on the type of debt and the state in which the debt agreement was entered.)

He appears to advocate just ignoring your debt until it just goes away. He says to call the debt "alleged" and to never admit (or pay a tiny amount of it) to anybody who calls or writes about it. And, while legal, it certainly isn't ethical. If you signed a contract to pay for something, it's your obligation to pay it.

Summary

The only real and good advice in all of Chapter 12 is "Stay on top of your affairs and you can head off problems a lot quicker." Surely, you don't need a 300+ page book to tell you that. Save your money; or borrow the book from the library like I did.

In my opinion, the best way to "get rid" of your debt is to pay it off. It's your ethical obligation to do so. Bankruptcy should be only used when severe unforeseen circumstances arise (death of a wage earner, etc.) which severely limit your ability to pay the debt you owe off. Above all, you should not enter into a debt contract if you know you don't have the means to pay it; that's lying and is utterly, completely wrong.

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For a review of the whole book, not just Chapter 12: Review of Kevin Trudeau's Debt Cures Book

Kevin Trudeau, in my opinion, offers absolutely nothing of value to anybody but himself. Ever. In anything he writes, says, does, thinks, or plans.

(While I'm not exactly sure what is trademarked (either "Debt Cures" or "Debt Cure$") it's owned by either Debt Cures, LLC (curiously, the copyright holder of the book) or Kevin Trudeau himself. Why set up an LLC? Well, it's a Limited Liability Company which, unless I'm wrong, means that the person or persons who set it up are not personally responsible for any of its debts or obligations. So, perhaps, another cure for your debt is to set up some sort of shell company, an LLC, and sink it into oblivion.)

On a related note: The FTC has banned Kevin Trudeau from Infomercials For Three Years, Ordered to Pay More Than $5 Million for False Claims About Weight-Loss Book.

September 14, 2010: On another related note: Judge Orders Kevin Trudeau to Pay More Than $37 Million for False Claims About Weight-Loss Book. Seems like Kevin can't keep his hands outta the cookie jar.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Gay Marriage in the United States

Mass. Senate votes to let out-of-state gays marry
(That's from the Associated Press. Since it will be available at that URL for only a month from today I'm going to post a few tiny excerpts to make my point. I believe this would be covered under the Fair Use copyright laws.)

Ok, enough of that on to why I'm writing about this.

I was REALLY hoping that California's recent legalization of gay marriage would have this sort of snow-ball effect across the country. Now, a discriminatory law that was rarely enforced in Massachusetts except for gay couples is about to be repealed.

Quoth the AP:
The state Senate voted Tuesday to repeal a 1913 law used to bar out-of-state gay couples from marrying in the state. The move to repeal the law, which prohibits couples from obtaining marriage licenses if they couldn't legally wed in their home states, is driven in part by California's recent legalization of same-sex marriage.


What I think is going to happen from here is that couples who travel to California or Massachusetts and get married will then travel back home and file suits to have their state recognize their marriage under the federal Full Faith and Credit Clause written into the United States' Constitution. It says that states should respect "public acts, records, and judicial rulings" made in other states. That means that if you're married in California, your marriage should be recognized by Oklahoma, Idaho, or even Florida. That's the way it is for heterosexual couples.

I predict a flurry of lawsuits being brought in the future. And, while I occasionally complain about the litigious society that is the US, in this case, perhaps that litigiousness will bring about some good.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Gay Marriage in California

Well, June 17th, 2008. All over the state of California men are getting married to each other and women are getting married to other women. Where is the great gnashing of teeth and opening caverns of Hell I was promised when this occurred? When will this country collapse and disappear off the face of the earth (allegedly) like every other society which has "embraced" homosexuality? Where are the great masses of "demeaned" marriages that we were told would inevitably follow same-sex marriage?

Turns out, it's rather quiet for a historic event. Strange... I guess the opposition doesn't much care to protest.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Gas Prices

Yeah, I'm jumping on the bandwagon... But not for the reason you might think.

Gas Prices are now over $4.00 a gallon in "many" parts of the US. (According to an AP news story today.) And, good ol' Prez Bush, The Sequel, recently said that he "hadn't heard" that gas prices were so high. What the FUCK does this asshole of a president do while he's only reading the headlines of the newspaper? Everything this guy says should immediately be inverted "I'm a uniter, not a divider", "[FEMA President Brown] is doing a heck-of-a-job!", "We aren't headed into a recession."

To top that off oil companies are making THE MOST MONEY THEY EVER HAVE! with these gas prices! What the HELL went on at that top-secret Energy Commission meeting back at the beginning of Shrub's Presidency??

Yes, I'm a little miffed. Ok, I'm downright peeved. And, with these prices around here being in the mid-three-dollar range, I don't go away from home very often. Hell, mowing the lawn is getting to be too expensive.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Yes, I'm Still Kicking....

Nothing much to report.

Summer with the swamp cooler was fine, again.

Winter with the wood stove should be good. Got a nice stack of wood out by the water tank that should keep us warm all season long.

Recently got sucked into World of Warcraft. I guess I really am a geek now....

Thursday, March 22, 2007

The Toothpaste of Terror

After a nice week -- HA! The weather pretty much sucked the entire time. But I enjoyed it. California doesn't get weather. Well, I suppose we do now up on my hill. Where was I? Oh, yeah. After a miserable week in Detroit (Ok, Roseville and surrounding areas.) I'm headed back home. Once again sitting on a plane. (Seat 21F if anybody cares.) I pretty much breezed through security. Except for one thing. My far-too-large tube of toothpaste I had in my carry-on. Apparently, you're not supposed to have anything larger than a couple ounces of toothpaste with you at any one time. And mine was a large size. So, rather than leaving security to check another bag I had to surrender the Toothpaste of Terror!

Having to surrender it (i.e., throw it away and waste money on the fairly new Tube of Terrifically Terrible Terrorist Toothpaste) doesn't really bother me. It's pretty much my fault for not knowing that toothpaste is a tool of the terrorists. But, it's that the same damn scary tube of dental hygiene was in the very same carry-on when I went through security on the way out of Fresno and it simply wasn't a problem. This inconsistency is annoying as fuck! And I thought taking airport security out of the hands of private companies and making them all government employees was supposed to solve this sort of crappy, absurd, ridiculous problem.

And, exactly how much damage can a fucking 6.4 ounce tube of toothpaste cause on an aircraft that a 2.0 ounce tube can't? And, wouldn't it just take only 3 or four terrorists each carrying a 2.0 ounce tube of whatever to make the same amount of whatever that was in that 6.4 ounce tube? Thank you, George W. Fucking-asshole Bush, the President of the United States. Yes, I do blame him. He is the CEO of the country, isn't he? Ok, back to your regularly scheduled life.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Bubba Gets a Phone Call

Here I am, sitting on the plane to visit a friend in Detroit, MI. (Ok, so he lives in Roseville, but nobody knows where that is.) As I'm getting ready to leave for the flight out of Fresno, the phone rings. It's some woman whose native language is not English asking to speak to a “Booba Jones”. Really, that's how she pronounced it. “Booba”. But, no matter; after a bit, I finally realize she's asking for Bubba Jones. I simply tell her that she has the wrong number and she apologizes and hangs up.

Thing is, I am Bubba Jones. That's what I've filled out on these Supermarket Cards and any other place I don't wanna give my real name. (Well, I've also used Bubba Smith and Buford Smith and Buford Jones.)

Bubba's phone call caught me so off guard I didn't quite know how to respond. But it really did make me laugh all the way to the airport. I'm so easily amused.

Friday, January 12, 2007

What was that you said about "No Snow"?

I'm not complaining a whole lot because I actually kind of like it but when we moved up here, the neighbors told us that in the five years they'd been living up here there had never been snow. Now, we're in our second winter up here and we've gotten snow both seasons. This picture (ok, it's really just a snapshot) here is of the snow we're getting *RIGHT NOW* outside this window next to me.

And, on the local radar, there was one tiny little blob of yellow and it was right over us. It made me chuckle.

The snow should be gone by tomorrow afternoon--despite the record low temperatures we're supposed to get tonight. Supposed to be down into the low 20's upper-teens. BRRR!

On the plus side, the snow will act as a light insulation for some of these plants and keep the ground from getting too much below freezing.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Oh, I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK....

Ok, we got a wood stove installed the other week. And I friggin' LOVE the damn thing. Heat the house up to 73 degrees and it doesn't cost a damn thing? LOVE IT!

Yesterday, we went and played Lumberjack at some body's house cuttin' down some eucalyptus trees for firewood next year. I cut down my first tree!!! EVER! And I did it right, too! Making that third cut above the notch and the slow movement of the tree as it begins to fall.... It's almost poetic!

And today, I went out and took our new maul out to split some wood for a little bit. It's a thing of beauty! >THWACK!< And the two bits of log fly off the block in opposite directions. I never thought I'd enjoy doing that sort of yard work, but I did!

Yeah, I know at some point it'll become drudgery but for now, I'm enjoying it!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Free Heat!!!

Ah!!! The comforts of free heat in the winter!

Ok, so it wasn't really "free". The wood stove cost me $35 on Ebay. (Yes, it's fine....) The chimney and assorted pipe and accessories cost me another $450 or so. But! I no longer have to worry about how much propane I'm using to heat the house! Propane bills last winter were about $160 a month! YIKES!

So, if we use the wood stove for three months, it will have about paid for itself in propane savings. Yippee!!!

Next thing I need to work on is getting enough trees growing on my little hill to provide about a cord of wood a year. It'll take a while, but I think it'll work out just fine. Besides, while that's happening, there's plenty of free firewood to be had around here. Just gotta check the newspaper and the internet.